The events you are about to read may have had some of their details changed to protect the innocent (and sometimes the guilty). Names, dates, and locations might have been altered for dramatic effect, comedic timing, or simply because my memory isn't what it used to be. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and possibly a sign that we should hang out more often. Enjoy the read, and remember: truth is often stranger than fiction, but fiction doesn't have to deal with lawsuits!